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$258 Million Powerball Jackpot Winner Story Update – Chris Shaw

Nov 27, 2011

Written by: John Mayars

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Powerball Jackpot Winner Story Update - Chris Shaw

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Powerball Jackpot Winner – Chris Shaw

Yeeeee Hawwwww.
Mister Chris Shaw, the $258 million Powerball jackpot winner from Missouri, who enjoys monster truck racing and free online blackjack games is doing just fine we hear.

One thing’s for sure, the powerball jackpot winner’s new found wealth did not change his colorful casino table manners, nor alter his rustic sense of humor (we aren’t sure if its humor, but we hope he isn’t serious).

A year and a half has passed since the young buck showed up at the Powerball jackpot office to claim the proceeds of Missouri’s single largest lottery win “which had more 0’s than my report card in 4nd grade – and after repeating it twice too.”

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy, who gained fame from his highly acclaimed ‘you must be a redneck’ jokes, received enough comic material from Mr. Shaw to never repeat a joke till the end of days (and maybe even longer).

The former convenience store clerk set back the Appalachian anti-discrimination movement by decades when he arrived to the ceremony to claim his jackpot prize wearing a stained and ripped wife beater t-shirt, sporting a black eye, and missing his two front teeth (which he fashionably wore around his neck tied around a melted fishing line.) He was also completely intoxicated.

When one alarmed lottery official, a real southern lady, asked the powerball jackpot winner if he was in an accident outside the lottery office, her voice full of genuine worry and concern, he looked at her as if she was crazy. This was the moment when (we hope) the jackpot winner’s sense of humor (or the horror of the reality of his life) came to light.

Powerball jackpot winner story told

“No ma’am, tis was no accident,” Mr. Shaw reportedly replied to the concerned lottery executive, “Last night I gone fishin’ with my cousin and he be drivin’ slower than molasses in January. It my old lady’s car, and I no so I says boy, you best start drivin’ fast.”

After taking a swig of something wrapped in a brown paper bag, Mr. Shaw continued – “He, my cousin, he be saying that he know it be his sister car but she no old ‘nuff to drive yet no how, so it his.”

“I tell yah, I whooped on him so hard that it near be killed his relatives. He got me back though, later by the still, that boy knocked the snot bubbles out of me with them shovel. Someday, I reckon, I teach that boy some manners,” explained the world’s newest multi-millionaire.

The 32 year old Shaw continued working as a grocery store clerk for a full week after receiving the prize money until someone told him that working at $7.25 per hour, 24 hours per day, it would take 3,999 years to earn the $254,000,000.00 he had won.

So far he has taken three vacations (all within the United States), purchased a Ford F250 and a Dodge Challenger, plays online casino blackjack, and bought one of the biggest farms in the state (paying in cash).

Relatives say that the powerball jackpot winner is enjoying the life of leisure living on the farm with his cousin. We didn’t ask which cousin.

Do you think it’s an act or is he serious?

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MikeMechanic

When you have that much money, its ok to be as crazy as you want to be.
JillZatt

* You and your spouse get divorced and you are still relatives.

* You go to your local ice cream store and order Copenhagen “sprinkles” on your cone.

* You know instinctively that red wine goes with opossum.

* You’re always looking to find your Mother-in-Law’s picture on the back of a milk carton!

* The officer that just pulled you over asks if “you have any I.D.”..and you respond “About whut?”

* You take a beer to a job interview.

* You are caught roll’n your trailer down the street to jump start the heater.
Susan

I was very sad to see this post and wonder where you came up with your information. I am the Communications Manager for the Missouri Lottery and was there when Chris claimed his prize at our Lottery office. He did not tell this story, nor did he have a bottle in a brown paper bag. He was not intoxicated. I am disturbed you are reporting on something that didn’t happen and is not true. If you had a chance to meet Chris, you would know he is a fine young man and a deserving winner.

LouiseAngelaPiano

Did he have a broken eye and two missing teeth? I could be wrong, but my husband was a heavy drinker, and to these eyes he looks a bit woozy. I am sure he is much better now with that prize, so don’t you worry dear.
http://www.facebook.com/milowent Milo A. Wendt

so obvious susan.

Viperkim

You may want to check the source of you article. Chris does not appear intoxicated, wearing a tee-shirt, holding a brown bag, nor have a black eye. He seems like a polite person to me. Now is just extremely rich.