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Teams of blackjack card counting system masters descended on Horseshoe Casino and after a month of pillaging its blackjack tables left millionaires.

It happened a few months back in Atlantic City when Don Johnson singlehandedly brought the city to its knees when he won $15 million dollars playing high stakes blackjack card games.

According to casino gambling news, now a floating casino in Indiana need not worry anymore about being overloaded after ruthless teams of expert blackjack card counters descended upon its clueless management and security and came away with bundles.

At first the Indiana Gambling Commission tried some monkey business with the casino revenue numbers for the previous month, stating in their press release that every casino was down since August 2010 but one, which was up just a measly 18 thousand dollars.

Overall the five casino made $10 million dollars less this August than the August of 2010.

However, just one casino, the Horseshoe, lost $7,810,000 of that number, and not over a full year, but in a matter of six weeks. All on the blackjack table.

In August alone, the casino was expecting to pull in 4 million dollars from the 7 million hands of blackjack played on the casino’s 47 tables.

They only won $100,000. The $3,900,000 of the casino’s expected profits is by now put to good purpose by the smart folks who spent their youth learning to count cards and not slay digital dragons on their game system.

“If you were a blackjack player, Hammond was the place to go,” said Horseshoe General Manager Dan Nita.
Revenue change since August 2010 by Casino:

• Majestic Star I: down $45,893 or 0.52 percent
• Ameristar: up $18,382 or 0.09 percent
• Blue Chip: down $779,903 or 4.98 percent
• Majestic Star II: down $1.36 million or 15.88 percent
• Horseshoe: down $7.81 million or 17.3 percent

Total Down $9.98 million or 10.14 percent